10 Reasons to Believe Downtown Akron Has Been Visited by Alien Spaceships

While we haven’t heard of any serious alien abductions taking place in downtown Akron, we have reason to believe that the neighborhood has been a destination for intergalactic tourists once or twice. When you really stop and think about it, the evidence is all around us. Read on to see for yourself.

10. Obvious spaceship landing sites.

9. Evidence of alien technology left behind.

8. Strange objects seen hovering overhead.

7. Next-level food items indicative of the influence of an advanced civilization.

6. Art fixtures of intergalactic origin.

5. Items for sale downtown clearly inspired by encounters with extraterrestrial visitors.

4. Alien remains on display at Clayton Bailey's World of Wonders.

3. Hep Alien literally performed at a downtown festival in 2024. How did they get here?

2. Spaceship-esque lighting spotted around the neighborhood.

1. Dude, this is an actual spaceship.

BONUS: Irrefutable proof???